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Andrex: What’s so difficult?
It should be possible to spend a few peaceful moments in the smallest room without getting annoyed.. but, no. Try as I might, I can't get that bloody loo roll to tear along the perforations. I suppose that if it did, that puppy wouldn't be able to run all over the house dragging the stuff all over the place....
Kimberly-Clark Ltd
1 Tower View
Kings Hill
West Malling
Kent
ME19 4HA
Dear Customer Relations,
Andrex Toilet Tissue
What is so difficult about making toilet tissue that tears along the dotted line?
Yours sincerely,
Anthony
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October 7th, 2011 - 13:35
Dear Sir, having worked for a paper converting company in Northern Ireland for eight years,some time ago. We considered our toilet tissue to be the cheaper end of the Market and that Andrex was at the top. How times have changed. Now it is an impossibility to keep ones hands clean or dry even with four sheets. I am appalled at the quality. Do you have an answer for this?