Best Ever Replies |

Sometimes, the replies to complaints and mischief letters are even better than the letters themselves. Here, I feature some of my favorites. If you have any suggestions for other great replies, please send them in.  To see the full letter, just click on the picture or title:

 

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Dunkables Broken Biscuits:

This outstanding exchange certainly deserves to be in this collection.  It is one of the very best replies to a complaint ever written.  Nigel Short wrote a mischievous complaint to Freemans Confectionery and got an absolutely classic reply…

 

 

 

 

Cleveland Browns Best Ever Reply

Cleveland Browns:

This is my absolute favorite and, remarkably, was written by a lawyer – a profession not normally well known for their wit.  This particular lawyer replied on behalf of the Cleveland Browns NFL team to a complaint from a spectator (who, by coincidence, also happened to be a lawyer)

 

 

 

 

 

 Smithsonian Barbie:

A letter from the Smithsonian Institute to an amateur paleantologist informing him that the important discovery of early hominid remains in his back garden is not all that it seems

 

 

 
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My Pen Only Draws Willies

This reply to a complaint about a faulty pen was allegedly sent by BIC UK. Apparently, the pen would only draw penises and point blank refused to do anything else!

 

 

 

 

 

HMRC tax man thumbnailIt’s a Tax Demand, not a Begging Letter!

A reply purporting to be from Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs to comedian Chris Addison about the small matter of some outstanding tax payments…

 

 

 

 

 

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A rejection letter from NASA to aspiring astronaut Jamie Jones. The space agency didn’t think much to Jamie’s idea for a new rocket powered by Coke and mints either….