This rather silly letter to Innocent Smoothies was written by my favourite Dutchman, Thomas de Graaff, who is as mad as a sack of rabid cats.
Michael Scott Thomson is immensly proud of his curly locks and was seriously miffed when his favorite Pantene shampoo for curly tops disappeared from the supermarket shelves – so he decided to appeal to the manufacturer
It should be possible to spend a few peaceful moments in the smallest room without getting annoyed. Alas not.
“This all seemed like an awful lot of trouble to swallow an “easy-to-swallow” capsule. It occurred to me that it may actually be a great deal easier to introduce the capsule into the gastro-intestinal tract from completely the opposite end! A quick dab of Vaseline and hey presto!”
“The driver’s window goes on strike again. There you are, cruising along the motorway. Your left side, in the full blast of the broken heater, is slowly cooking to a perfect medium rare. Your right side is immersed in a torrent of freezing cold water hitting you at 70 miles per hour”.
Every spring for the last few years, a family of starlings has moved into the eaves of our house where they nest, and produce lots more starlings before leaving again at the end of the summer. Every morning at 4.30am on the dot, they suddenly come to life and take their morning exercise by running up and down the length of the house within the eaves, just above my daughter’s bedroom.