Dear Santa…

Dear Santa

“And then there’s the Christmas turkey. Why in God’s name do hundreds of millions of people eat this pug-ugly and completely tasteless bird on the same day each year? Why, for instance, don’t we eat penguins? There are millions and millions of them. David Attenborough said so”.

No Room at the Inn

Just in case anyone gets the wrong idea, this travel complaint isn’t genuine. The Travel Agency doesn’t actually exist (at least I hope not!).

Sonim Technologies: The Mad Fire Fighter and the Jingle Song

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DCR’s favourite Dutchman and professional fire-fighter, Thomas de Graaff, is slightly bonkers. He sends crazy letters to unsuspecting product manufacturers just to see what comes back. He also likes to make telephone calls whilst fighting raging infernos (like I said, he’s bonkers). He is therefore a big fan of his virtually indestructible, bad-ass mobile phone, made by Sonim Technologies.
So much so, he wrote a song about it….

All that Glitters is not Gold

Every so often, we feature funny replies rather than complaints.  Recently, a couple of examples on the subject of gold have been circulating on the web.

Ten Formal Complaints in Six Months

This one has been tweeted about across the globe so I asked the author, David Thorne,  if he would mind me sharing it on Dear Customer Relations.