This letter was written by Rannoch Yule and thanks to EasyJet, yule-tide was when everything went completely Pete Tong for Rannoch……
“And then there’s the Christmas turkey. Why in God’s name do hundreds of millions of people eat this pug-ugly and completely tasteless bird on the same day each year? Why, for instance, don’t we eat penguins? There are millions and millions of them. David Attenborough said so”.
Just in case anyone gets the wrong idea, this travel complaint isn’t genuine. The Travel Agency doesn’t actually exist (at least I hope not!).
Sadly, I have to announce that the Dear Customer Relations book project has been cancelled by publishers Unbound.
Unfortunately, the pledges to support the crowdfunding project just didn’t grow quickly enough to justify keeping it on the Unbound website.
Humberside Airport fined me £100 pounds for stopping on an airport road for just 31 seconds – that rate is enough to hire 29 100-foot super-yachts in Antigua! I wasn’t having any of that!
Dear Customer Relations has become well known for its footnotes ‘For American Readers’ which seek to explain the finer points of UK English and place names to our American cousins. For this remarkable letter written by Tam Tran to US fast food chain, Checkers, the boot is on the other foot.
Ben de Loup had been having a bit of bother with his phone. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Vodaphone suddenly sent him a bill for £195…
Anthony’s interview with ‘All Things Considered’ on NPR, National Public Radio, is due to be broadcast tonight across the USA
Tony Cliffe’s vitriolic rant to regional rail operator Merseyrail after they decide to mark one of the busiest days in their history by using smaller trains
Fog on the lines, drizzle and farting dogs are all it takes to cause power outages in Nova Scotia. Janet Lunn couldn’t take any more after 82 hours without electricity.