Who is Crapping in my Back Yard?

“You say you’re ‘not of the opinion’ that the piles of excrement appearing nightly in my back yard are being produced by the cats I’ve seen jumping over the walls. Do you think I’m bothered what kind of animal is crapping in my yard? I don’t care if it’s cats, aardvarks, or bloody sugar-gliders”

Mind the GAP…. in Our Service

“The top secret information held at the corporate offices is of course the GAP copy of the world atlas. After all, there are just over 307 million Americans and only 126 of them have been abroad (mainly to Stratford upon Avon)”.