This email exchange with Walkers Crisps was submitted by Mark Jorgensen. It seems that Mark didn’t think his bag of Crinkles was quite as full as it should have been.
This letter was actually written by a grumpy septuagenarian who spends most of his time on cruise ships these days and who obviously believes that McDonalds should be catering to the more mature end of the market. He also happens to be my father!
I recently had a holiday in the Greek Islands – and very nice it was too. Usually after a holiday, I would be complaining to airlines or hotels but this time, I had a very unusual experience involving a faulty cigarette lighter….. and my testicles!
This rather silly letter to Innocent Smoothies was written by my favourite Dutchman, Thomas de Graaff, who is as mad as a sack of rabid cats.
Alistair Coleman, author of the award-winning Scary Duck blog, whose letter ‘The Wreck’ also features on DCR’s ‘Best Ever Complaint Letters’ page, has been at it again. This week, Alistair sent DCR his latest and very funny complaint letter to South West Trains.
Michael Scott Thomson is immensly proud of his curly locks and was seriously miffed when his favorite Pantene shampoo for curly tops disappeared from the supermarket shelves – so he decided to appeal to the manufacturer
“Now Ken is a name you can trust. Mr Dependable. Mr Right. You know where you are with a Ken? Not this one. He was a twat”
DCR is endebted to Mrs M.W. of Derby who has sent in a letter penned by her husband to the German discount supermarket chain LIDL back in 2009. Alas, they haven’t replied just yet.
“I suggest that you install hidden cameras in the Customer Relations Department to catch the little sadists.
Then you should throw them off the Humber Bridge… …Preferably setting them of fire first”
“I would rather obtain the course fee (£80) in 50 pence coins, heat them all in a pan, and push them individually up my own backside than be talked down to on safety by West Mercia Constabulary”