I wrote this letter 18 years ago to David Wilson Homes in a failed attempt to get them to put right defects with my new house. It didn’t work, they didn’t give a damn. It must have cost them a fortune.
“Mr. Guttering’s unique installation on the rear elevation is a lesson to us all in how to piss-off a homeowner. Not only has he managed to leave a huge gap through which all the rainwater flows (making the downpipes entirely superfluous) but he has also managed to put it directly over the fibreglass mock-lead roof of the dining room below! Whenever it rains, it sounds like we have the entire Nagasaki Drum Ensemble rehearsing in the Dining Room”.