funny letter

Who is Crapping in my Back Yard?

“You say you’re ‘not of the opinion’ that the piles of excrement appearing nightly in my back yard are being produced by the cats I’ve seen jumping over the walls. Do you think I’m bothered what kind of animal is crapping in my yard? I don’t care if it’s cats, aardvarks, or bloody sugar-gliders”

David wilson homes and Bob

David Wilson Homes – How Not to Build a House

“Mr. Guttering’s unique installation on the rear elevation is a lesson to us all in how to piss-off a homeowner. Not only has he managed to leave a huge gap through which all the rainwater flows (making the downpipes entirely superfluous) but he has also managed to put it directly over the fibreglass mock-lead roof of the dining room below! Whenever it rains, it sounds like we have the entire Nagasaki Drum Ensemble rehearsing in the Dining Room”.